Fat-Ass Slackers Anonymous

Hi.  

My name is Angie, and I'm a slacker.

I'm also a fat-ass.  A slacker fat-ass.

Can I confess something?

Even though I try so hard to love myself and accept myself-I don't.

I hate my body.  I hate that I'm fat.  I hate that I'm flabby.

I am filled with disdain for this shell I carry around.

When I walk into the kitchen the voices in my head sing

 "Fatty fatty, two by four, can't fit through the kitchen door."

Next confession?

I am fully aware that this is something I have the power to change.

Every day I tell myself I'm going to make better choices.

I'm going to drink more water.

I'm going to give up sugar.

I'm going to exercise.

Every day I fail.

I mean seriously.

I'm at my highest weight ever.

I went to Torrid (the fat girl store) and barely fit in the biggest size I've ever worn.

That really makes you feel like shit.

So why?

Why is it that I can't stick with anything?

That I can't remember to drink water?

That I still eat like crap even though it doesn't make me feel good?

That I don't get up and be active?

Seriously, how do I get motivated?

I need some tips.

Bad Workouts...

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I'm having a lot of bad workouts lately then...

Boo.

How are you doing?

Workout Song of the Week

 

This week's song:

Pumped Up Kicks

by Foster the People

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I love the beat in this song, and enjoy jamming out to it! 

What are you working out to this week?

Don't forget that every time you link up with Musical Mondays you get another entry into my massive giveaway I'll do at the end of the year! :) 

It will

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The 10 Commandments

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Skip the Diet

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Seriously.

A diet is a temporary thing usually.

You do it, you lose weight, and it all comes back later.

Change your eating habits to include healthier choices.

It doesn't mean always giving up what you love.

Jut choosing healthier things more often.

It will make a world of difference.

Workout Song of the Week

 

This week's song:

I Know You Want Me

by Pitbull

Don't you just love this song? 

It gets in my head, but I don't mind.

I just want to shake my body to it and dance!

What are you working out to this week?

May Goals

It's time to link up goals again!

Please join me at My So-Called Chaos for linking up.

It can be fitness goals, or any goals!

Update on April's Goals:

• Drink more water. -FAIL. (I'm determined to do better this month though.)
• Make healthier choices. - SUCCESS! (it's not big, but it is progress!)
• Do a Juice Cleanse after my birthday. - FAIL (I need to soon!)
• Go to the GYN.  - SUCCESS!
• Start Hula-Hooping again. - SUCCESS! (Not often enough, but I feel so much better!)
• Start taking my vitamins again. - FAIL.  (I WILL this month!)

So 50% success.  3 Fails, 3 Success... Not too bad.

May WILL be more successful!

May's Goals

•  Drink More Water
• Start taking vitamins again
• Start taking my Birth Control (maybe it'll fix some of my period issues!)
• Lose 5-10lbs
• Hula Hoop at least 3 times a week
• Be more active

So what are your goals for May?

Grab the button for your post and link up before 4/20/12! :)
Note: Everyone who links up this year, will be entered in a drawing at the start of next year for a HUGE prize pack.  The more months you link up with the goal party, the more entries you get! :)  

What is your healthy weight?

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It's good to know I'm at least shooting for the right weight.

I'm 5'4" and hoping to be 140.   

So on the higher end, but still good.

I have a loooooong way to go.

What are you shooting for?

New Hoop

I got a new hoop this weekend.

It's smaller in circumference than my others.

But heavier and it's not collapsible.

It does make you work out harder since you have to move faster.

And my ribs and stomach are bruised since it's heavier and I'm not used to it.

Also my ankle has been hammered from dropping it.

But I love it!

And hey-battle scars, right?

It feels really good to be hooping again.