My Mother informed me that Calories don't count on your birthday.
Let's hope they don't count this whole week...
I have birthday dinners every night this week...
And a huge party with lots of booze on Saturday!
Plus a Birthday BBQ on Sunday!
You better believe that Monday, yes Monday;
I hit this healthy eating and getting back into exercising HARD!
I've spent 26 years making excuses for why I don't lose weight,
And I am DONE. D-O-N-E DONE.
I will not waste another year of my life.
I will not see my 27th birthday as a fat girl.
This is the last birthday at this weight, and in these size pants.